1 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,575 THIS IS SO ROMANTIC. 2 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,342 YEAH, IT'S OK. 3 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:12,513 COME ON, BABY, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,349 AND 100 10th GRADERS. 5 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:18,552 ARE WE REALLY OLD ENOUGH TO BE CHAPERONES? 6 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,388 GOD, DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE YESTERDAY 7 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,523 THAT WE WERE HERE FOR OUR DANCE? 8 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,692 THAT WAS ROMANTIC. 9 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:30,298 * AND I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME * 10 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:34,568 * I WANT TO FEEL WHAT LOVE IS * 11 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,303 OH, YEAH. 12 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:40,208 * AND I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME * 13 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,476 OH, BABY-- YEAH, LOVER? 14 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,645 I THINK I'M GONNA HURF. 15 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:45,846 [BURPS] 16 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,281 YOU OK? 17 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,716 YEAH! COOL. 18 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,151 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 19 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:56,290 * AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN FACE IT AGAIN * 20 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:59,160 * OH, CAN'T STOP NOW 21 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:05,533 Both: * I'VE TRAVELED TOO FAR TO CHANGE THIS * 22 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,609 SISTER HELEN! 23 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:20,181 OH, THAT'S NOT OURS. 24 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:25,619 Both: * AND I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME * 25 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,722 IT'S FOREIGNER, MAN. 26 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,258 FOREIGNER. 27 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,260 Lily: I'M TELLING THE TRUTH! 28 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,394 FATHER, CHILL OUT! 29 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,629 OH, OH! I DIDN'T DO IT! 30 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,498 I DIDN'T DO IT! 31 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,567 YOU THINK SHE DID IT? 32 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,668 PROBABLY. 33 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,270 MOMMY! 34 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,318 YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT BACK THERE. 35 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,753 LOOK, JUST SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME FOOD. 36 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,290 ANYTHING FOR YOU, DAD. YOU'RE MY MAN. 37 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,291 I AM NOT YOUR MAN! 38 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,459 AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP TREATING ME 39 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,261 LIKE I'M YOUR MAN. 40 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,797 YOU'RE MY MAN. 41 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:11,865 IS THIS AN "R" RATED MOVIE? 42 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,868 OH, NO, IT'S JUST GOT VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE, 43 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,904 AND STRONG SEXUAL SCENES. 44 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:19,273 AND YOUR PARENTS LET YOU WATCH THIS? 45 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,675 THEY'RE CHAPERONING LILY'S DANCE. 46 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,510 IT'S GOING OFF. 47 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,545 BUT IT'S MICKEY ROURKE. 48 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:25,946 OFF! 49 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,815 GRANDPA, DO YOU HAVE AN INCINERATOR 50 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,450 DOWN AT THE DUMP? 51 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,684 YEAH. GOOD. 52 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:33,387 CAN YOU PLEASE BURN ALL OF MY SCHOOL UNIFORMS? 53 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:34,422 I'M QUITTING ST. FINIAN'S 54 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,490 AND GOING TO PUBLIC SCHOOL WITH MY BOYFRIEND DEAN. 55 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,891 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 56 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,227 AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE 57 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,761 WHILE YOUR PARENTS ARE AT YOUR DANCE? 58 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,497 BECAUSE DEAN AND I HAVE BEEN UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED! 59 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,200 SISTER HELEN CAUGHT US WITH AN EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLE, 60 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,602 AND SHE REFUSED TO BELIEVE THAT WE WEREN'T DRINKING. 61 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,704 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU WEREN'T DRINKING. 62 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,605 OH! 63 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,208 LILY, WE HAVE TO TALK. 64 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,277 WHY? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, EITHER. 65 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,945 NOBODY DOES! 66 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,680 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU 2? 67 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,548 WHAT DID WE DO?! 68 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,415 YOUR DAUGHTER WAS DRINKING AT THE DANCE 69 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,651 THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CHAPERONING. 70 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:07,255 WE NEVER ASKED TO CHAPERONE THAT DANCE. 71 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,390 LILY'S DANCE IS THIS SATURDAY, 72 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,658 AND NOBODY ASKED NANCY HINGLE. 73 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,527 OH, SHE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GIRL, THAT'S A SHAME. 74 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:16,564 IT MEANS SHE'S AVAILABLE TO BABY-SIT. 75 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,898 DATE NIGHT. 76 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,333 WE COULD GO TO A MOVIE. 77 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,701 A NEW MOVIE IN A REAL THEATER. 78 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,505 YEAH, WITH POPCORN AND STICKY FLOORS THAT AREN'T OURS. 79 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,374 SOUNDS GOOD. 80 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,876 AH, MR. AND MRS. FINNERTY, 81 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,445 JUST THE PEOPLE I WAS LOOKING FOR. 82 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,946 WELL, YOU FOUND US. 83 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,882 WELL, AS YOU KNOW, EVERY PARENT AT ST. FINIAN'S 84 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,818 IS REQUIRED TO VOLUNTEER FOR SOME KIND OF SERVICE 85 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:38,519 FOR THE SCHOOL. 86 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,689 YEAH, WE ALREADY DID SOMETHING. 87 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,624 YES, YOU PROVIDED A BOX OF STORE-BOUGHT COOKIES 88 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:46,327 FOR OUR BAKE SALE IN 1998. 89 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,361 IT WAS AN ASSORTMENT. 90 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,297 WELL AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, WE HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY 91 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,332 THIS SATURDAY NIGHT. 92 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,032 [LILY SCREAMING] 93 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,835 YOU'RE CHAPERONING MY DANCE? 94 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,437 WE ARE SO SORRY. 95 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,671 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BIG NIGHT. 96 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,740 IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT THAT EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL 97 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,309 IS GONNA SEE ME WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 98 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,744 AND NOW THEY'RE GONNA SEE ME WITH MY BOYFRIEND, 99 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:04,612 MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY. 100 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,714 WE'LL STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY, WE PROMISE. 101 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,749 WE'LL AVOID YOU COMPLETELY. 102 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,384 WE WON'T EVEN TALK TO YOU. 103 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,619 IF I CATCH HIM LOOKING AT YOU, 104 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,720 I'M GONNA STEP ON HIS FOOT. 105 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,322 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'LL BE OUR SIGNAL TO EACH OTHER 106 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,457 IN CASE WE ACCIDENTALLY LOOK AT YOU. 107 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,825 I'M GONNA WEAR HEELS. 108 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,693 ME, TOO. 109 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:21,862 AND WE WERE GOOD. 110 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,498 YEAH, WE LEFT HER COMPLETELY ALONE. 111 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,567 THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE, 112 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,468 'CAUSE KIDS NEED SPACE 113 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:30,771 WHEN THEY'RE DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY. 114 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,973 HERE YOU GO, MY MAN. MY MAN. 115 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,742 WHAT IS THIS? 116 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,310 IT'S A HALF A ROAST BEEF SUB 117 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,446 AND A THERMOS OF SOME KIND OF SOUP. 118 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,682 HEY, THAT'S MY LUNCH FOR TOMORROW! 119 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,584 IF YOU THINK STEALING YOUR BROTHER'S FOOD 120 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,952 AND GIVING IT TO ME IS GONNA MAKE UP 121 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:45,753 FOR WHAT YOU DID-- 122 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,721 IT'S JUST MY WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU. 123 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,458 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT REAL THANKS WOULD HAVE BEEN? 124 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:53,894 IF YOU'D GOTTEN ME MY PIZZA 2 HOURS AGO. 125 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,968 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP. 126 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:01,669 I KNOW WE HAD A DEAL, 127 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,704 I'M NOT DENYING WE HAD A DEAL. 128 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,507 I CANNOT HELP WHAT YOUR EXPECTATIONS WERE. 129 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,741 COME ON, I'M STARVIN'. 130 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,477 WE'RE THROUGH TALKING. 131 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,711 THANK GOD. LET'S EAT. 132 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,780 ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA TALK TO THIS GUY. 133 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,881 COME ON. I'VE GOT A HEADACHE. 134 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:14,682 ALL I'VE HAD TO EAT TODAY 135 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,750 IS A POP TART AND SOME APPLE JUICE. 136 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,719 ONE MORE MINUTE IS NOT GONNA KILL YOU. 137 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,654 LET'S GO. 138 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,891 YOU MADE PROMISES. 139 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,794 I MAY HAVE MADE IMPLICATIONS. 140 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,597 YOU MADE IMPLICATIONS. 141 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:32,666 IMPLICATIONS ARE NOT CONTRACTS. 142 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,770 I HAD CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS. 143 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:41,074 I CANNOT HELP WHAT YOUR EXPECTATIONS WERE. 144 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,811 I THINK YOU CAN. 145 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,680 I THINK WE'RE FINISHED. 146 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,683 WE'RE NOT FINISHED. 147 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,720 LOOK, THERE IS NO MERCHANDISE. 148 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:53,954 YOU MADE IMPLICATIONS. 149 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,923 IMPLICATIONS ARE NOT CONTRACTS. 150 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,758 BUT I HAD CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS. 151 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,793 ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT, ENOUGH! 152 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,061 IF I HEAR YOU RAMBLE ANY MORE 153 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,564 ABOUT IMPLICATIONS OR EXPECTATIONS 154 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,466 I SWEAR I WILL SNAP YOU IN HALF 155 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:09,169 AND EAT YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! 156 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,804 I UNDERSTAND. 157 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,840 GOOD! 158 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,909 LET'S GO EAT. 159 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,848 WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 160 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,817 IT WARMED ME ALL OVER TO SEE DAD THAT WAY. 161 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,786 IT'S LIKE HE WAS... 162 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,855 ALIVE. 163 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,089 I WAS STARVIN'! 164 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:33,427 OH, HULK GET HUNGRY, HULK SMASH PEOPLE! 165 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:37,698 OH, SURE, MAKE FUN OF THE HYPOGLYCEMIC. 166 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,703 HEY, ARE YOU WASTED? 167 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:44,938 NO. 168 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,107 'CAUSE MOM AND DAD SAID YOU AND DEAN WERE DRINKING. 169 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,610 UHH! WE WERE NOT DRINKING! 170 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,211 BUT, OF COURSE, THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME. 171 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,780 NOBODY BELIEVES ME. 172 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,848 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 173 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,551 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 174 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,520 WELL, DO YOU WANNA, LIKE, PRACTICE YOUR STORY ON ME 175 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,556 SO IT'S MORE BELIEVABLE WHEN YOU TELL MOM AND DAD? 176 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,992 OH, I DON'T NEED TO PRACTICE! 177 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:05,859 IT'S ALL THE TRUTH. 178 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,029 THAT'S GOOD, THAT SOUNDS VERY BELIEVABLE. 179 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,565 BECAUSE IT'S TRUE! 180 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,700 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 181 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:16,003 THIS STARTED OUT AS THE MOST AMAZING NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 182 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:20,808 [TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 183 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,959 [NEEDLE SCRATCHING RECORD] LILY. 184 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,128 I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE MET YOUR FRIEND. 185 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,663 IS HE AN OUTSIDER? 186 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,965 UM, YEAH. HI-- HI, SISTER HELEN. 187 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,967 THIS--THIS IS DEAN PERAMOTTI. 188 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,768 HEY. 189 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,902 HE GOES LAGUARDIA. 190 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:52,573 OH. A PUBLIC. 191 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,908 SISTER HELEN IS SO SMALL MINDED. 192 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,678 SHE SAYS THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE EVERYBODY, 193 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,979 BUT IF YOU GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL 194 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,781 ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE A LOW LIFE. 195 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:01,815 BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED DEAN 196 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,751 BECAUSE HE IS A LOW LIFE. 197 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,086 WELL, MAYBE AT FIRST, 198 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:09,723 BUT THAT'S NOT WHO HE REALLY IS. 199 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,025 HE'S VERY SENSITIVE. 200 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:17,965 SO, UM, DO YOU WANT TO DANCE OR HAVE A COOKIE? 201 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,266 HOW ABOUT WE GO MAKE OUT? 202 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,735 WHOA, ARE YOU OK? 203 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:25,038 [COUGHS] I'M--I'M FINE. 204 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,008 * YOU LEFT ME WITH A NOTE * 205 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,879 * WE WERE JUST GOOD FRIENDS * 206 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,180 * REALLY CAN'T PRETEND 207 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:36,249 * DIDN'T MIND, I WAS YOUNG * 208 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:40,187 * MY LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN 209 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,655 OH, HEY, LILY. 210 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,891 BRAD. YOU LOOK... 211 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,659 YEAH! 212 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,595 THANKS. 213 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,563 SO ARE YOU, LIKE, HERE ALONE? 214 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,765 I'M WITH DEAN, BRAD. 215 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:56,036 OH, HEY, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU THERE, MAN. 216 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,004 NO PROBLEM. 217 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:57,705 ARE YOU ALONE? 218 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,641 ME? YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M STAG. 219 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,975 I'M BACHELOR STYLE. 220 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:05,345 IT GIVES ME A CHANCE TO CHECK OUT THE MERCHANDISE. 221 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,881 MAYBE TAKE SOME HOME, YOU KNOW? 222 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,984 HEY, WELL THEN, UM...BYE! 223 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:11,719 HEY! 224 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,654 * I GOT FRIENDS 225 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:16,289 * I GOT LETTERS HERE TO SEND * 226 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,191 * I GOT TIME ON MY HANDS 227 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,194 * YOU CANCELED ALL MY PLANS * 228 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,395 OH! 229 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:27,367 EVERYWHERE I LOOKED THERE WERE NUNS AND PARENTS AND NERDS. 230 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,136 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO OUT TO THE DUMPSTERS 231 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,238 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES? 232 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,707 THAT'S NOT ROMANTIC, 233 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:37,244 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 234 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,947 I'VE GOT SOME EXPERIENCE. 235 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,149 YEAH, EXPERIENCE WATCHING PEOPLE, PERV? 236 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,385 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN, OK? 237 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:50,758 OK. WELL, EVENTUALLY WE FOUND A MUCH BETTER PLACE. 238 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,399 [BOTTLE ROLLS ON FLOOR] 239 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,134 WHAT WAS THAT? 240 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,637 IT'S A LIQUOR BOTTLE. 241 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,072 WHO SNUCK THAT IN? 242 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,140 WHO CARES? 243 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:10,010 [CHUCKLES] 244 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,280 SISTER HELEN! 245 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,950 OH, GOD. OK, THAT'S NOT OURS. 246 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:20,654 YEAH, WE LOOKED DOWN AND WE JUST FOUND IT ON THE FLOOR. 247 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:21,922 OK, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU. 248 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,323 NO, NO, NO. REALLY, LOOK, IT'S EMPTY. 249 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,993 WELL, GOOD TO THE LAST DROP. 250 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,661 LOOK, IT'S NOT OURS! 251 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,230 I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH, MISTER. 252 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,733 YOU ARE BANNED. 253 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,434 UHH, AND SHE BANNED HIM! 254 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,369 AND NOW I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE HIM 255 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,839 TO HOMECOMING OR BASKETBALL GAMES 256 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,040 OR THE EASTER CARNIVAL, 257 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:40,874 OR THE WALKATHON. 258 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,442 WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 259 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,711 I BELIEVE YOU. 260 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,212 I DON'T CARE. 261 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,714 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS? 262 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,248 THE PROBLEM'S ALL THIS UPTIGHTNESS 263 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,050 ABOUT UNDERAGE DRINKING. 264 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,052 THERE ARE LAWS, EDDIE. 265 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,355 WHICH IS WHAT MAKES KIDS REBEL AND WANT TO DRINK. 266 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,124 YOU LET 'EM DRINK ALL THEY WANT, 267 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,360 AND THEY WON'T DRINK AT ALL. 268 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,029 MOM, DAD, LOOK, ALL RIGHT? 269 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,931 I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE SAYS, 270 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,999 DEAN AND I DID NOT DRINK AT THAT DANCE. 271 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,001 LOOK, LILY, SISTER HELEN SHOWED US THE BOTTLE. 272 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,037 ALL RIGHT? THE EMPTY BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. 273 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,171 SO WHAT DOES THAT PROVE? 274 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,875 THAT BOTTLE WAS HALF-FULL AN HOUR BEFORE. 275 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,180 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 276 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,049 BECAUSE IT WAS OURS. 277 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,686 HOW'S THAT SOUP, MY MAN? 278 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,924 IT WAS YOUR BOTTLE? 279 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,193 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE BOTTLE IT WAS. 280 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,261 YES, IT DOES! NO, IT DOESN'T. 281 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,428 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS 282 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,930 THAT YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRINK. 283 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,331 I DIDN'T, YOU DID! 284 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,333 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 285 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,468 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 286 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,738 NO, YOU'RE NOT! YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! 287 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,741 FINE. NOW WHAT? 288 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,375 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 289 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,877 THAT'S WHERE I WAS GOING! 290 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:50,978 NO, YOU WEREN'T! 291 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,013 [SCREAMS] 292 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,182 EXCELLENT PARENTING. 293 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,250 I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER. 294 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,419 OH! CRIMINEY! AAH! 295 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,888 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, DAD? 296 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,990 OH, I THREW MY BACK OUT DEALING WITH SOME 297 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,491 OF YOUR BROTHER'S ASSOCIATES. 298 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,793 WAIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ONE GUY. 299 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,796 I HAVE NUMEROUS ASSOCIATES. 300 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:15,335 THAT DISPLAY OF POWER WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 301 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,471 YEAH, YEAH, JUST GET ME MY PIZZA. 302 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,274 COMING RIGHT UP. 303 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:27,280 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T JOEY. 304 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,949 WHAT DO YOU WANT, FINNERTY? 305 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:29,950 WHAT DO I WANT? 306 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,419 HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I WANT. 307 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,153 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT. 308 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,855 I WANT WHAT I GOT COMING TO ME. 309 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:35,889 I DON'T OWE YOU CRAP. 310 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:40,227 [SIGHS] NOW NOT ONLY AM I NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT, 311 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,530 I'M GETTING SOMETHING THAT I DON'T WANT: 312 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,032 THE RUNAROUND. 313 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,499 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 314 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,534 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 315 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,203 SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE? 316 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,073 YEAH? 317 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,942 HE'S GOT A BIG PROBLEM WITH YOU. 318 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:59,412 OH, YEAH? WELL, HE CAN KISS MY ASS. 319 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,382 WHAT, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 320 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,885 YEAH, HE'S TALKING TO YOU. 321 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,155 AAH! 322 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,223 OHH! 323 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,992 YAH! 324 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,961 BRING IT ON! 325 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,070 AAH! 326 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,341 BEHIND YOU, DAD. 327 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,987 DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANT A PIECE OF ME? 328 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,421 WHOA, DAD! 329 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,355 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 330 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,225 EASE UP, GUY. THERE'S A LOT OF FREE PIZZA 331 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,128 IN YOUR FUTURE IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT. 332 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,899 PUT A SOCK IN IT OR I'LL DROP YA. 333 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,366 OOH. 334 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,204 UHH! LILY, WE ARE NOT BLAMING YOU, ALL RIGHT? 335 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,605 IT'S THAT BOY YOU WERE WITH. 336 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,874 I COULD SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU. 337 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,076 OK, ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 338 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,245 ALL RIGHT, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SO WRONG. 339 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,980 YOU BROUGHT BOOZE TO MY DANCE. 340 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,016 NO, WE DIDN'T. YES, YOU DID. 341 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,250 NO, WE DIDN'T! 342 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,584 YES, YOU DID. 343 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:15,622 OK, OK, WE DID. BUT NOT TONIGHT. 344 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:19,993 HEY, MR. FINNERTY, CAN I CUT IN? 345 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,062 NO. 346 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,564 CAN--CAN YOU TELL LILY TO DANCE WITH ME? 347 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,433 NO. 348 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:31,404 WHY'D I PAY $1.00 TO GET IN HERE? GOD! 349 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,607 "MR. FINNERTY, CAN YOU TELL LILY TO DANCE WITH ME? 350 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,309 WHY'D I PAY $1.00 TO GET IN--" 351 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,677 SHH, BE NICE. 352 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,412 REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO COME TO THESE DANCES, 353 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,581 YOU WERE JUST AS DORKY AS BRAD. 354 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,515 OH, REALLY? 355 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,484 I KIND OF REMEMBER THAT I WAS PRETTY SUAVE. 356 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:48,121 WANNA GO BEHIND THE STAGE AND GET WASTED? 357 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,890 YEAH. 358 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:55,562 YES! 359 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,531 ALL RIGHT! 360 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,700 AAH! 361 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,204 OH, BABY, THAT'S SMOOTH, JUST LIKE WATER. 362 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,407 YUMMY. 363 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,976 OH, GOD, YOU'RE COOL. 364 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,543 [CHUCKLES] 365 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,045 MMM! 366 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,913 WHO'S BACK HERE? 367 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,118 STASH THE BOTTLE! 368 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,120 I DON'T-- 369 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,730 OH, MY GOD. DO YOU THINK THAT BOTTLE'S STILL THERE? 370 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,699 NAH, NO WAY. 371 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,602 LET'S GO AND LOOK. 372 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,637 COME ON. 373 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:42,109 [GASPS] YES! YES! YES! 374 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,348 OOH, SHALL WE? 375 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,716 BUT OF COURSE. 376 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,019 [GIGGLES] 377 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,023 AAH! IT'S STILL SMOOTH. 378 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,992 MMM! YUMMY. 379 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,294 OH, STILL WILD. 380 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,764 IS SOMEBODY BACK THERE? SEAN! 381 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,367 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 382 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,672 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS! 383 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,476 YOU GUYS DO REALIZE THAT THE WORD "CHAPERONE" 384 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,779 DOES NOT MEAN LEAD THE DEBAUCHERY? 385 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,282 YOU GUYS NEED TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, OK? 386 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,783 WE NEVER HAVE ANY FUN! 387 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,751 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 388 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:28,021 YEAH, ME AND DAD COME OVER HERE ALL THE TIME. 389 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,257 YEAH, I KNOW! OK, AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM 390 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:30,990 BECAUSE WE--WE-- 391 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,260 NEVER HAVE A NIGHT TO OURSELVES. 392 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,395 AND TONIGHT, OK, TONIGHT WE THOUGHT 393 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:39,199 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS. 394 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,667 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY MADE IT INTO A NIGHT 395 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,668 I'LL NEVER FORGET. 396 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,602 Scottish accent: OH, THAT'S RIGHT, A WEE LASSIE 397 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:46,173 NEVER FORGETS THE FIRST TIME SHE CHUGS DOWN 398 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,542 A BOTTLE OF THE GLENDRONACH! 399 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,644 WE DIDN'T CHUG DOWN ANYTHING! 400 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,612 GLENDRONACH? 401 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,413 YEAH, WHO DID? 402 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,715 20-YEAR-OLD GOLD LABEL GLENDRONACH? 403 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,251 YEAH, DAD, I THINK SO. 404 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:03,090 DID YOU TAKE THAT OUT OF MY LIQUOR CABINET? 405 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,195 NO. 406 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,099 OH, COME ON, WALT, THAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL. 407 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,400 THAT WAS SO LONG AGO. 408 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,468 I DON'T CARE HOW LONG AGO IT WAS, 409 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,571 THAT BOTTLE OF SCOTCH WAS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT 410 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,273 FROM MY UNCLE PETE. 411 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,209 EVERY TIME I TURNED MY BACK, 412 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,810 YOU AND YOUR ROTTEN BROTHER 413 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,812 WERE STEALING BOTTLES FROM MY BAR. 414 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,347 NO, NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE! 415 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,748 YEAH, WE WOULD ONLY DRINK A LITTLE. 416 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,517 THEN WE'D TOP IT OFF WITH SOME WATER, 417 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,718 AND THEN WE'D PUT IT BACK. 418 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:35,088 [DOORBELL RINGS] 419 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,726 HEY, MR. FINNERTY, IS LILY HERE? 420 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,728 YEAH, YEAH, BRAD. SHE'S RIGHT-- 421 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,762 ARE YOU OK? 422 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,832 YEAH! I'M FINE. 423 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,602 BRAD, ARE YOU DRUNK? 424 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,738 YEAH, YEAH, I'M DRUNK. 425 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:55,508 AND I'M NOT SORRY FOR IT, EITHER. 426 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,843 I'M SO SORRY, LILY. 427 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,479 BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 428 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,248 YOU AND THAT DEAN GUY, 429 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,783 DANCING, I WAS WATCHING YOU. 430 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,120 HE'S VERY HANDSOME. 431 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:12,425 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 432 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,795 OW! 433 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:52,432 THAT'S MY DANCING FOOT! 434 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:01,608 WE DON'T NEED WOMEN TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 435 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,244 WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 436 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,178 All: RIGHT! 437 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,547 RIGHT? RIGHT! 438 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,682 Claudia: OH, HEY, BRAD. 439 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,419 HEY, IS THIS WHERE ALL THE COOL GUYS ARE HANGING OUT? 440 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:17,224 UM, NO, THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE, MR. FINNERTY. 441 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,199 Lily: WHAT WAS THAT? 442 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,368 IT'S A LIQUOR BOTTLE. 443 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,736 WHO SNUCK THAT IN? 444 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,804 WHO CARES? 445 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,341 [CHUCKLES] 446 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,976 SEE, IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 447 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,211 Claudia: NOT EXACTLY. 448 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,613 LOOK, LILY, WE ARE SO SORRY. 449 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,215 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 450 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,985 WELL, THE BOTTLE WAS OURS. IT WAS CLAUDIA'S AND MINE. 451 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,687 YOU--YOU-- 452 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,591 YOU'RE THE COOLEST PARENTS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! 453 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,361 OH, YEAH. YEAH, THEY'RE REAL COOL. 454 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,828 OH, COME ON. WE FEEL TERRIBLE. 455 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,898 WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME I TELL YOU THAT I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING, 456 00:19:58,931 --> 00:19:59,799 YOU'LL BELIEVE ME. 457 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,933 WELL, THAT WOULD BE FINE IF YOU DIDN'T LIE 458 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,270 YOUR BUTT OFF ALL THE TIME. 459 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,837 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING HOME. 460 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,005 COME ON, I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE, DAD. 461 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,808 OH, I GOTTA STOP AND SEE THIS GUY FIRST. 462 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,311 FINE, AS LONG AS IT'S QUICK. 463 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,482 HEY, IT'S ENTIRELY UP TO YOU, MY MAN. 464 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,949 I AM NOT YOUR MAN! 465 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,952 BRAD, WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF? 466 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,755 HEY, LILY, DO YOU THINK I COULD SPEND THE NIGHT HERE? 467 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:23,890 I DON'T THINK I'M IN ANY SHAPE 468 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:24,924 TO DRIVE HOME RIGHT NOW. 469 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,895 OK, OK, BRAD, YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR, 470 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,931 AND YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR, OK? 471 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,269 OHH! 472 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,937 BLECCH! 473 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,240 Brad: I'M SORRY! I WAS DRUNK! 474 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,511 SHH, SHH. 475 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,745 DO YOU HEAR THAT? 476 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,947 WHAT? LISTEN. 477 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:49,549 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 478 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:54,354 EXACTLY, BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ALONE. 479 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,528 [LAUGHS] 480 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,797 BABY, I'VE TRAVELED-- 481 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:08,000 * I'VE TRAVELED TOO FAR 482 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:12,639 * TO CHANGE THIS LONELY LIFE * 483 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,308 Jimmy yelling: MOM, HENRY BIT ME! 484 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:19,879 Henry: HE WAS SAYING HE WAS A GHOST! 485 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:20,947 SING LOUDER. 486 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:25,618 Foreigner sings: * I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS * 487 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:31,324 * AND I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME * 488 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,627 * I WANNA FEEL WHAT LOVE IS * 489 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,599 SINCE WHEN DOES SISTER HELEN GET TO PUNISH PARENTS? 490 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,734 JUST SHUT UP AND LICK. 491 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,102 HEY, MR. AND MRS. FINNERTY. 492 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:43,903 OH, HEY, BRAD. 493 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,572 HEY, I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING 494 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,673 SO IRRESPONSIBLE LAST NIGHT. 495 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,775 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I WAS PRETTY DRUNK. 496 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,377 DID I DO ANYTHING STUPID? 497 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,979 NO, YOU WERE FINE-- OH, ACTUALLY, 498 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:56,516 YOU DID PROMISE TO STUFF AND-- LICK. 499 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,586 LICK 2,000 ENVELOPES. 500 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,620 STUPID! 501 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,555 YEAH. 502 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,592 THAT'S WHAT I GET, YOU KNOW, FOR BEING STUPID!